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Written by Chronic The Hedgehog   
Tuesday, 08 April 2008

Flobots

 

Zach The Intern sent me a link to a killer band today. They're called Flobots and since I'm not a music writer who has to try to impress a boss with a gret description I'll just say: They're completely fuckin' aweradular! I've listened to the single "Handlebars" a couple dozen times today... and I have over 40,000 songs on my hard drive to choose from.

Look up whatever you can find on these guys, and if they come play a show within a few hundred miles of your home, go see them. Their myspace is Myspace.com/flobots . and their homepage is Flobots.com

"Handlebars"

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

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naydivz - howdy     | 76.0.42.xxx | 2008-04-23 13:33:17
yess.. i've heard this song a couple of times myself. it may have been on ur station lol. anyways.. i dunno where i heard it but, i do remember its solomn mood. ya
Beefy - Copyright infringement!!!   | 64.126.114.xxx | 2008-05-18 20:22:58
Aweradular?! You son of a bitch...
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